I'm on a Boat

Most ridiculous video ever! Features the cast of "Hot-Rod" one of the greatest movies ever fathomed.

How stupid can you get?

HAHA WOW....When I saw this is was just shocked at the sheer stupidity of this person.

NEW YORK — Police on Long Island say a convicted drunken driver whose car was equipped with anti-drunken driving technology has crashed a rented vehicle while intoxicated.

Suffolk County police say Marvin Rice Jr. lost control of his rental car and hit a utility pole Sunday morning in Brentwood.

Police say the 27-year-old driver agreed after a previous DWI conviction to have his car equipped with a device that tests for alcohol in a driver's breath before starting the car.

It was unclear when he rented another car that had no such device.

Police say Rice is being treated for multiple injuries. He is expected to be arraigned on a DWI charge.

A telephone number for Rice could not be found, and it was not immediately known whether he had a lawyer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Imagine the feeling that he has when he reads this story. I just can't believe that there is even such a thing as Anti-DWI technology. How is that possible?? Unless that is some way that it auto-adjusts to the way you drive, then I find it a complete moronic way to waste money. What an idiot. What a moron. I can't get over the kind of stupidity that America has submitted itself to. Get some sense, people!

More Ridiculous things that have arisen from the Octuplet case

Well, I'm sure you have heard about this story time and time again, and it just goes downhill from that.

The father claims to have donated sperm 3 times to a certain sperm bank and could possibly be the dad of these 8 children (Which violates sperm implantation, according to FOXnews.) I applaud him as well because he also is saying he wants to help with her 14 children. "I just remember her saying when I donated that the doctor told her that she had to keep it warm by putting it between her -- between her breasts -- just to keep it warm, keep it room temperature until she took it in," he said. HAHA!!! WHAT????! If he said that then why would he have any doubt in his mind that he is, infact, the husband? WOW.

My advice to these parents, Good Luck having 14 children AND living in California.

That story will never go away.....


-alex

Monkey Attacks woman!

This just in, a monkey clawed at the face of an innocent woman. Wrong, this woman was not innocent and it is most certainly her fault for even purchasing a chimpanzee, one of the most primal of all ape species. While you may hear the media expressing how awful this story may seem, I believe they are full of shit.

First off, the monkey was antagonized according to the official police report. This suggests the woman openly did something to piss the monkey off, and therefore had her face destroyed by a chimpanzee.



I feel only perhaps an ounce of sympathy for this woman, because she was hurt so bad. I just feel that it is her fault for this happening and she should have known NOT to buy a freaking chimpanzee..what a juicy story.


- alex