This just in, a monkey clawed at the face of an innocent woman. Wrong, this woman was not innocent and it is most certainly her fault for even purchasing a chimpanzee, one of the most primal of all ape species. While you may hear the media expressing how awful this story may seem, I believe they are full of shit.
First off, the monkey was antagonized according to the official police report. This suggests the woman openly did something to piss the monkey off, and therefore had her face destroyed by a chimpanzee.
I feel only perhaps an ounce of sympathy for this woman, because she was hurt so bad. I just feel that it is her fault for this happening and she should have known NOT to buy a freaking chimpanzee..what a juicy story.
- alex
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Toooooooooooooo true!! You hear these stories all the time, and 9/10 times it is because the owner or "innocent" person antagonized the animal!
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